8 New Year’s Resolutions for the Sys Admin 

- Update last years resume (add two years experience to everything)
- Reprovision old 286s for users who install the Ask Toolbar
- Feign concern
- Modify Disaster Recovery plan to contain more alcohol
- Casual Friday and no clean pants? Two words: Cousin Eddie
- On second thought, for number 2 just give them a Heathkit catalog instead
- Change signature line for iPhones in Marketing to “Sent from my DynaTAC“
- Take CFO’s browser history to next budget meeting
Share in the comments below some of your New Year’s Resolutions.