Sys Admin New Year’s Resolutions

8 New Year’s Resolutions for the Sys Admin sys admin new year resolutions

  1. Update last years resume (add two years experience to everything)
  2. Reprovision old 286s for users who install the Ask Toolbar
  3. Feign concern
  4. Modify Disaster Recovery plan to contain more alcohol
  5. Casual Friday and no clean pants? Two words: Cousin Eddie
  6. On second thought, for number 2 just give them a Heathkit catalog instead
  7. Change signature line for iPhones in Marketing to “Sent from my DynaTAC
  8. Take CFO’s browser history to next budget meeting

Share in the comments below some of your New Year’s Resolutions.