Random Grunts on the Sys Admin Scene

Shane Corellian Raindog Sys Admin
Photo by Helen Rosemier

I came across a pretty good YouTube channel featuring
Concentrated Don’s PowerShell videos.
I haven’t finished with all of the videos yet but I dig this guy’s (Don’s) style. I wish the video examples were a little more magnified sometimes but otherwise I’m quite pleased. Definitely check them out.

When you have an obvious language barrier with someone you work with never, EVER, listen to them and just nod your head. In fact when you don’t understand a damn word they’re saying, violently shake your head and mutter “oh, HELL no”. You’ll thank me.

If you’re getting ready to add a feature to a script or a program make sure to ask yourself this question: What is the real benefit I get from adding this feature? Seriously? If you can’t come up with a semi-literate answer, scrap it. Toss it. Move on. You’ll thank me.

Sluffing. Hookey. Skipping. Truant. What did you call it when you missed school? Remember how you’d get in trouble for missing that class or even the entire day of school? Well try sluffing a meeting or two at work. If there are more than 6 people in regular attendance at your meeting, skip one every now and then. If there are more than 15 people then count your blessings and have your make to miss ratio come in around 1:5. You’ll thank me.

I don’t understand why so many computer geeks get upset at how our industry is portrayed in movies. Let the beliefs live on. I’m happy that my family thinks I can create a network connection between my mac and the aliens that are on the way down to earth. I finally look a little cool. I’m pleased that my extended family all think that I can blow crap up by just hitting a few keys on the keyboard. It keeps them in enough awe that I can cut in line to get the best Bratwursts and potato salad at every reunion. Just sayin’ is all.


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