If you work in IT you are familiar with the product comparison chart. This is a staple of computer technology advertising, particularly software. Sometimes the chart details features of different versions of a single product and sometimes it compares competing products from different vendors.
I find them to be so amazingly useful that I think we need them to help evaluate all of life’s decisions. So without further ado here are 6 comparisons that I think the world needs, in no particular order.
Cheaper from tap than bottle
Available in ‘light’ form
Free as in…
Falls from sky
1 Only on the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Can be used to draw
Covered in paper
Taste quality rapidly falls off after age 3
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
Can believe it’s not butter
Fork in Eye
Typically self inflicted
Okay to wish on worst enemy