If you work in IT you are familiar with the product comparison chart. This is a staple of computer technology advertising, particularly software. Sometimes the chart details features of different versions of a single product and sometimes it compares competing products from different vendors.
I find them to be so amazingly useful that I think we need them to help evaluate all of life’s decisions. So without further ado here are 6 comparisons that I think the world needs, in no particular order.
|Cheaper from tap than bottle|
|Available in ‘light’ form|
|Free as in…|
|Falls from sky||1|
1 Only on the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
|Feature||Green Crayon||Blue Crayon|
|Can be used to draw|
|Covered in paper|
|Taste quality rapidly falls off after age 3|
|Feature||Butter||Margarine||I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter|
|Can believe it’s not butter|
|Feature||Reality TV||Fork in Eye|
|Typically self inflicted|
|Okay to wish on worst enemy|