If you work in IT you are familiar with the product comparison chart. This is a staple of computer technology advertising, particularly software. Sometimes the chart details features of different versions of a single product and sometimes it compares competing products from different vendors.
I find them to be so amazingly useful that I think we need them to help evaluate all of life’s decisions. So without further ado here are 6 comparisons that I think the world needs, in no particular order.
#3
| Feature | Water | Beer |
| Quenches thirst |  |
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| Cheaper from tap than bottle | |
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| Available in ‘light’ form | |
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| Contains Water | |
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| Free as in… | |
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| Falls from sky | |
1 |
1 Only on the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
#5
| Feature | Green Crayon | Blue Crayon |
| Can be used to draw | |
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| Waxy | |
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| Covered in paper | |
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| Taste quality rapidly falls off after age 3 | |
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| Blue | |
#1
| Feature | Tomato | Potato |
| To-MAH-to | |
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| Po-TAH-to | |
#2
| Feature | Butter | Margarine | I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter |
| Can believe it’s not butter | |
#6
| Feature | Reality TV | Fork in Eye |
| Affects eyesight | |
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| Painful | |
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| Typically self inflicted | |
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| Okay to wish on worst enemy | |
#4
| Feature | Unicorn | Narwhal |
| Exists | |