If you work in IT you are familiar with the product comparison chart. This is a staple of computer technology advertising, particularly software. Sometimes the chart details features of different versions of a single product and sometimes it compares competing products from different vendors.
I find them to be so amazingly useful that I think we need them to help evaluate all of life’s decisions. So without further ado here are 6 comparisons that I think the world needs, in no particular order.
#3
Feature
Water
Beer
Quenches thirst
Cheaper from tap than bottle
Available in ‘light’ form
Contains Water
Free as in…
Falls from sky
1
1 Only on the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
#5
Feature
Green Crayon
Blue Crayon
Can be used to draw
Waxy
Covered in paper
Taste quality rapidly falls off after age 3
Blue
#1
Feature
Tomato
Potato
To-MAH-to
Po-TAH-to
#2
Feature
Butter
Margarine
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
Can believe it’s not butter
#6
Feature
Reality TV
Fork in Eye
Affects eyesight
Painful
Typically self inflicted
Okay to wish on worst enemy
#4
Feature
Unicorn
Narwhal
Exists
