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5 Useful Product Comparisons

Adam RuthAdam Ruth
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If you work in IT you are familiar with the product comparison chart. This is a staple of computer technology advertising, particularly software. Sometimes the chart details features of different versions of a single product and sometimes it compares competing products from different vendors.

I find them to be so amazingly useful that I think we need them to help evaluate all of life’s decisions. So without further ado here are 6 comparisons that I think the world needs, in no particular order.

#3

Feature

Water

Beer

Quenches thirst

YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES!

Cheaper from tap than bottle

YES! YES! YES!

 

Available in ‘light’ form

 

YES! YES! YES!

Contains Water

YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES!

Free as in…

 

YES! YES! YES!

Falls from sky

YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES!

1

1 Only on the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

#5

Feature

Green Crayon

Blue Crayon

Can be used to draw

YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES!

Waxy

YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES!

Covered in paper

YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES!

Taste quality rapidly falls off after age 3

YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES!

Blue

 

YES! YES! YES!

#1

Feature

Tomato

Potato

To-MAH-to

YES! YES! YES!

 

Po-TAH-to

 

YES! YES! YES!

#2

Feature

Butter

Margarine

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

Can believe it’s not butter

 

YES! YES! YES!

 

#6

Feature

Reality TV

Fork in Eye

Affects eyesight

YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES!

Painful

YES! YES! YES!YES! YES! YES!

Typically self inflicted

YES! YES! YES!

 

Okay to wish on worst enemy

 

YES! YES! YES!

#4

Feature

Unicorn

Narwhal

Exists

 

YES! YES! YES!

 

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